Friday, February 4, 2011

Ways you can tell whether you're at a boys' Super Bowl party or a girls' one

1. Heroes, wings, chips, and beer are standard fare at a Super Bowl party thrown by men. Women may have those things too but will try to class it up with wine and maybe a cheese fondue.

2. The theme of a male-organized Super Bowl party will be "football." A woman will change the theme of her party depending on who is in the game - last year, my best friend threw a Mardi Gras-themed Super Bowl party in honor of the Saints. This year, because of the Packers, the theme will be "cheese." See reference to fondue in first point.

3. Many of the invitees to a boy's Super Bowl party will be there to watch the game. Many of the invitees to a girl's Super Bowl party will be there to watch the commercials.

4. A Super Bowl party thrown by a guy will be punctuated by discussion on the merits and missteps of the various plays being made by both teams. A Super Bowl party thrown by a girl will be punctuated by a breakdown and explanation of the various plays being made by both teams.

5. A boy's Super Bowl party will feature commentary on which player has the best skills in the game. A girl's Super Bowl party will feature commentary on which player has the best ass in the game.

Whether you go to a boy's or a girl's Super Bowl party this year, have a great time! Boo Steelers! Go Packers! :)

The Super Bowl will be on Fox this Sunday, Feb. 6, at 6:30 p.m.

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